everybody on your knees and testify by @callmearcturus​ @commakaze @mimsiical​ @joyfulldreams​ @purplepurpleunicornsparkle​ @stormsbourne​

“Apparently Jake had discovered the camera and decided that while you were in absentia he should send you dick pics.
You scroll through them quickly, trying not to let your eyes land on any particular details. Dick, dick, more dick, Jake’s grinning face briefly, then more dick. The last photo just came in a couple minutes ago, and it’s a picture of an eggplant resting innocently on a countertop."